The roster of monsters from the manual for War of the Monsters (2003).
Rebloggin because this makes me sad we haven’t had a proper kaiju game since that one Kickstartered one died due to one of the lead folks on it coming down with a severe case of death,
Also, @tyrantisterror
War of the Monsters is such a great goddamn game and I wish it had a dozen sequels and also a toyline.
some fool: bloodborne is better because you can easily get your health back if you take damage without losing dps
me, a dark souls player in super heavy armor and a greatshield with a sword longer than my list of sins: Turtle Take No Damage
hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there
hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence
This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao
He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car
This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.
are you kidding this is my fucking dream car
this person knew what they wanted and went for it
I’m not personally sure what -it- means in this context
but obviously the car owner does and i’m happy for them
oh you clever bastard
mr-fistsalad said:
Read dril tweets like an old-timey radio announcer.
brings the whole family together
gosh
Vintage monster stickers with a high bizarro factor. “La Mascara” looks like a very sick He-Man.
hueno-deactivated20171120 asked:
samezukas-deactivated20171227 answered:
what behavior
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute
me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with.
me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy
Me at 26: this Pokemon is named ‘oh shit! he’ so when they use an attack it says: “oh shit! He used double slap!”
